Potty training is hell. Potty training a tiny diva terrorist is it own special kind of evil. About a month ago, I was boasting about my potty trained princess. Miss thing had fully moved to her big girl princess underwear (damn you Disney). She thought she was so cool to be wearing them. And, I mean, … Continue reading If you’re reading this, send wine.
Parenting is a tricky beast. It has this nifty little trick where it makes you think you’ve got it all figured out. And then surprise! Your sweet little children hit a new mastery level in manipulation. Last week you were skilled at getting them to follow directions, and suddenly this week your bribing them with … Continue reading Threenager
In my twenties, I used to think I was really busy. Like super busy. Sundays were for sleeping in, and brunching after noon. It was a hard life. In my thirties, I met my now husband. Fitting in two sides of friends is like a sport. It was exhausting, but for the greater good we … Continue reading Multitasking Mania
📷: A Little Photo Studio Sometimes, I could swear that I’m living in a dream. I look at my kids and can’t believe they really are mine. For real. They both spent months growing in my belly, and I worked crazy hard to push those big-headed babes into this world. So many days though, it still … Continue reading Pinch me.
Let’s talk about breastfeeding or pumping…or breastfeeding and pumping. I have a love-hate relationship with breastfeeding. I know. I can hear the sanctomommies gasping already. I love my kids. I love the milk drunk expressions on there face after a good pull at the teet. It means built in cuddles with my spawn. I despise … Continue reading Why Buy the Cow…
Raising kids is hard, yo. Small electronics come with manuals. New jobs come with manuals. Kids, surprisingly, don’t. Wait, what? I’ve successfully adulted for awhile now. I earned a driver’s license, graduated college, happily enjoyed my career, and married the man of my dreams (clichè, I know and I don’t care). I was ready. Kids … Continue reading Miss Sassy Pants
Hi there! Welcome to my blog, I’m Suzie. I’m also wife to Dan, mama to an amazing girl and baby boy, and full time medical sales rep. Life is busy, stressful, and hilarious. So I thought why not share some of those moments in a blog. After all, I do need someone else to laugh … Continue reading Why hello!